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NASCAR fanfiction

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  • poems
    • Jimmie Crapped Out      PG - A poem about qualifying at Bristol, which I wrote (and sang) to pester my little sister [2002]

    • Jimmie Kicked Butt      PG - A sequel to the poem Jimmie Crapped Out, where now I'm being nice to the Lowe's driver. Hey, he drove an awesome race today! [2002]

  • lists

  • images
    • Hit Me Harvick ad      PG - a "political" cartoon about NASCAR's treatment of Harvick. It's explained further on the page. [2002]

  • church bulletins

  • short stories
    • Rock Star      PG - Dale Earnhardt, jr. just wants to be a rock star [2002]

    • Controller       PG - Jeff Gordon visits Tony Stewart right after the Home Depot driverís wreck at Darlington [2002]

    • Blessed Rain      PG - A NASCAR fic about Michael Waltrip wanting something to do during the rain delay at Texas Motor Speedway on Sunday [2002]

    • Taps      PG13 - With Dale Earnhardt, Jr., and Michael Waltrip in the lead at Talladega Motor Speedway, it looks like another 1 - 2 DEI finish, when "the big one" happens [2002]
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  • chapter fics
    • THE Accident       PG - This fic centres around Michael Waltrip, DW, and the worst single car crash in the history of stock car racing. Includes a few popular drivers as well, but I won't say who. Find out! [2002]

    • Size of the Flames       PG13 - A fic about Brooke and Jeff Gordonís filing for divorce, and some stuff I made up surrounding it, including spites and fights. [2002]

    • Macysitting       G - NASCAR drivers enter the world of Macy Waltripís imagination. [2002]

    • I Can't Drive 65       PG - A NASCAR fic. DW and Kevin Harvick try to discover once and for all which one is the better driver. Contains brief nudity (I am so kidding). [2002]

    • Visiting Relative       G - A NASCAR fic set in Owensboro, Kentucky, in 1968, where kindergartener Mikey Waltrip has so much to show his big brother, Darrell, when he gets home. [2002]

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